newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

departured:

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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emosad420:

look google im just trying to find a present for my dads birthday ok leave me alone

emosad420:

look google im just trying to find a present for my dads birthday ok leave me alone

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